Chick Tease: Using a Woman's Own Tactics Against Her
by Rune Adal
The University of Man Welcomes Professor Ashur to speak on the subject of becoming a Chick Tease.
Professor Ashur writes:
One of the most devilish tactics in a woman's repertoire of treachery has to be that of being a dick tease. They really like this one. A lot. They throw the goods in your face, so to speak, and often give every indication that there is a potential offer on the table. After the guy makes his pitch, often placing himself in the weaker negotiating position, she yanks the merchandise off the counter and implies that no offer ever existed.
Being passive-aggressive by nature, the dick tease leaves herself just enough plausible deniability to escape any sense of guilt over her deceit, at least according to her own moral code (if you can call a passing fancy a moral code). For her, the beauty of being a dick tease is that her actions distill out the elements which benefit her, while evaporating away any chance of social accountability.
Let's not confuse a dick tease with a flirt. Most guys want their girlfriend to be flirty with them. But the dick tease is a habitual flirt who never delivers, or delivers in a way significantly different than advertised. As a demonstration of the difference, try the following with your dog:
Spend a week or two going to the kitchen, grabbing the treat box and shaking it. Take a biscuit out and wave it under the dog's nose, then put it back in the box. If you really want to complete the analogy, scold the dog for thinking it was going to get a biscuit, and then shame it for even wanting biscuits in the first place. Now act as though you're "afraid" that excessive doggy frustration might lead to the forcible taking of dog biscuits. Accuse the dog of objectifying you as nothing but a biscuit dispenser. I could go on, but you get the idea.
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And that is what a dick tease does; lots of display, nothing delivered.
For the tease to function, the other party must have some sort of exploitable characteristic; preferably one that can be thought of as some sort of weakness, or at least leveraged as one. In the case of men, our characteristic is our natural physical attraction to women and the desire for sex.
Women exploit this in myriad ways from chatting a guy up to get free drinks or other benefits. Flipping the script on women requires discovering equally exploitable characteristics in the female personality and learning to play those characteristics like a fiddle.
I have happened upon one such characteristic. Now the tactic I’m going to describe, like anything else, is just a tool to be used as you see fit. But I have been experimenting with the concept of becoming a chick tease, and have found that if nothing else, it is a fantastic and fun way to drive a dick tease absolutely crazy, if only for the naked joy of irritating her.
The exploitable weakness in women is that they often have a deep need to have their say on some topic of discussion. And not only to have their say, but to voice it to completion (Closure, in chick-speak). We've all seen that from our women at one time or another. She seems to want to ramble endlessly about something that is bothering her, some petty complaint about work, or some gossipy news about a friend or relative. Not to revisit old news too much, but we all know it’s a major mistake to assume that she is seeking advice or our opinion; the actual purpose of this type of harangue is to subject you to a detailed recitation of the problem so she can unburden herself of enduring it alone. No detail is too small to omit, and no feeling is inconsequential enough to refrain from exploring it from every angle. This need increases tenfold if it involves some perceived defect in your behavior or character. She will budget nearly unlimited time and syllables in this instance.
And this is where the fun begins. To flip the script, imagine her need to talk as equivalent to a guy needing to bust a nut - there is scant real difference between the two, actually - and imagine your reticence to listen or withdrawal of listening as a rough analog to her dick teasing perfidy.
The technique is simple; Pretend to be interested at first (tease) then wait until her story appears to be reaching a climax (heh) and divert the discussion away (the takeaway). Be very subtle. Do whatever it takes to prevent her from, uh, "finishing".
Over and over she will try to get back to dropping her verbal money shot right in your ear, and over and over you keep the eargasm from reaching its culmination. Presto! Emotional blueballs!
It is left up to the man to decide if he will eventually allow the discussion to end with her achieving closure (release), or keep her on the edge for a while then leave her a frustrated mess with no other choice than to go to her room and hamsterbate.
